It wouldn't be the linker that has to be unsafe, it'd be the "and now execute!" jump. And that could be abstracted as memfd+execveat, which are fairly normal operations.
OP's argument is roughly "doings things with computers has to be unsafe to be useful", which is.. uninteresting.
OP's argument is roughly "doings things with computers has to be unsafe to be useful", which is.. uninteresting.