Apples billions are in cash

OpenAIs billions are in IOUs to Nvidia

Do you think there are any lawyers which take Azure credit as payment?

IPO has entered the chat.

Too late.

OpenAI has concepts of money.

OpenAI investors have concepts of money. OpenAI has their money.

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

2026 Wimpy would be an effective serial entrepreneur.

Only one has Actual Money™ and quite a lot of it.

Lawyers: rubbing hands together

Yeah it reminds me of tha Pink Floyd lyric “..we’re so happy we can hardly count!”.

Can you pay for lawyers with RAM, GPUs or IOUs for tokens?

Imagine comparing what apple has access to vs a deeply money losing firm

More importantly Apple can effectively bring up the shadow of this lawsuit whenever OpenAi tries to acquire money.

They can make legal fillings and calls to Bloomberg to keep the story going as long as they want to and suck some oxygen out of any IPO ramp up.

The “nuclear bomb vs coughing baby” meme comes to mind.