I'd be interested to see a more concise and less sarcastic modern summary of how Linux is Not Windows.

This reads more like a rant at how windows people Just Don't Get It more than a genuine attempt to be helpful.

edit: Here's an example of a more helpful style, comparing linux and BSD, and he even self-deprecatingly files it under rants: http://www.over-yonder.net/~fullermd/rants/bsd4linux/01